Bleach Pong: The Next Generation of Competitive Sports

Bleach Pong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hktLbs7knA0

After being called out by the biggest savage on YouTube, Yolo Kaboose, Proto-Shock, a loser who is too scared to show his face, challenged him to a boxing match. Both of their factions have been anticipating the event for weeks. Fortunately, the match escalated into the world's first Bleach Pong competition.

The match took place on a Wednesday, of course, and the match was set up by one of the top moderators in the Wastelands, Non-Desccript Man in a Gasmask.

The match started off slow, but it escalated quickly. Both Kaboose and Proto-Shock both seemed evenly matched. Then, outta nowhere, Kaboose got a ball into one of the cups. It was back and forth after that, Proto-Shock scored, then Kaboose scored, it was amazing.

When both sides had three cups left, Proto-Shock's partner, Vin, became angered at the silly game and threw a small crate at the cups, spilling the contents they contained. This resulted in four of the six cups spilling and a sudden death between Kaboose and Proto-Shock. Both assumed that the cups were full of bleach but after Proto-Shock scored, they discovered that Kaboose's last cup wasn't. They were confused until they looked behind them to find that Vin consumed a lethal amount of bleach and died. Upon this reveal, the greatest song to ever be created played. This song obviously being "Roundabout" by Yes.

Appearances

 * Yolo Kaboose
 * Proto-Shock
 * Non-Descript Man in a Gasmask
 * Captain Cringe
 * Vin